an online home
to wow the fck outta your audience, and work for you even when you’re sleeping
your very own online playground. a virtual space that is easy to use, converts your audience and looks shit hot… duh, you deserve it.
good lookin’. functional. custom built
Your website is like a giant fkn billboard for your biz. Ya know, it’s making an impression 24/7 whether you like it or not. If it isn’t working for you, its working against you pal. Now is the perfect time to get things looking shit hot, functional AF and working hard. We aint got time for sheepishly avoiding giving out your URL to your dream clients 👀
Get your website refreshed and telling your brand story, because babe, you deserve it. Truly. This sh*t isn’t meant to be sweat inducing. Let’s make your website fun, functional and damn good looking. Oh, and custom. Not a template to be seen here. Nope.
things that you should know
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There are a few things we need before we can kick off your web design!
Your brand kit including colours, typefaces, logos and any other brand items that will be part of your web design.
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You need your website copy ready to go.
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You need any photos and images that you want to be included in this build.
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I ain’t your mama and I ain’t going to tell you what you do or do not need. But the truth of the matter is, your website is your online home. Its yours. Away from the meta-verse and all the other shit. No noise over here, just you and your magic. Why wouldn’t you want a slice of that pie? I mean, seriously.
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A website is kinda like a piece of string. It might be a few inches long or the length of Rupunzel’s hair ya know? We could be talking a 4 page, simple situation or a 10 page custom experience.
Website design starts at $3500 but each project will be custom quoted because baby, your needs are as unique as a snowflake and I see that from all the way over here *waves*
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I am not a copyriter by trade but ya gal can spin a yarn. I have a little black book full of delightful copywriters I can refer you to, but if you really want me to spin you some words, we can chat about what that might look like. I make no promises. And I reserve the right to say abso-fkn-lutely not.
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You're not 100% sure of what needs to be included in your site, and your going to need some time to work it out. Get that sorted first pal.
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You don’t feel connected to my style or vibe or work. We gotta vibe honey.
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You want your website built in Wordpress or Showit. I can refer you to some legends though…
ORWe don’t support genocide around here. Please reconsider using Wix as they actively are supporting this atrocity.
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um, hell yeah you can. Included in your webste package is a dlicious little ‘how to’ guide, plus you will get some custom walk through videos from me giving you the step by step on how to make edits to your website.
If that feels too much though, I also offer sweet little update packages to all my webby clients, which means you get me in your back in throughout the month to keep it fresh and up to date.
wanna look as hot as this lot? You know what to do then right… call me.
what the fans are saying
what the fans are saying
SO HOW DOES IT WORK?
WE DATE 🍻
Virtual Coffee is on me… It’s our first date and this is where you tell me ALL the juicy details about your biz. We get to know the ins and outs and really define the vibe of this build.
WE PLAN 📝
Once the vibe is naaaailed your web baby wireframe comes to life for you to see all the plans in action. This phase is collaboration heavy to tinker and tweak until you are sweaty for your new site.
WE CREATE 💻
This is where the magic really happens. From ideas to reality, your website is designed and developed. With a sprinkle of glitter and a lather of special sauce. This is going be a goodie.
WE LAUNCH 🚀
We get everything loaded into the backend and then give you a little lesson [don’t worry it’s easy… promise]. Then its time to pop the champagne and get this baby live into the world.